Things that Kat likes

You know that commercial where a guy goes around and tells you what the girl he's next to likes, as in body hair and shit? Yeah, I kept saying what I liked afterwards and I decided to say it.
"Here's Katelynn. She likes a man with a 'Bad-ass' beard and with decent body hair...but it's all in the beard... Fucking love beards."

You all have that advert in London too? Cool. There are picky women and then there are women who just want the D! Or to not be lonely, I find. Picky women stay alone for a long, long time. Girls that want the D get thrown away or go vine jumping from D to D. And the lonely girl she usually stay w/ somebody for a long time no matter what he does because she doesn't want to be lonely. And of coarse, I am completely running off topic. I has small trimmed beard! Cause it makes me look distinguished! And I've killed a bear w/ my hands.

Ron wrote:

You all have that advert in London too? Cool. There are picky women and then there are women who just want the D! Or to not be lonely, I find.  Picky women stay alone for a long, long time. Girls that want the D get thrown away or go vine jumping from D to D. And the lonely girl she usually stay w/ somebody for a long time no matter what he does because she doesn't want to be lonely. And of coarse, I am completely running off topic. I has small trimmed beard!  Cause it makes me look distinguished! And I've killed a bear w/ my hands.

Nah, I mean beard beard. Scruffy beard, Wizard, Super wizard.

I got a working man's beard. Maybe when I'm rich I can grow a wizard beard. I have no body hair :(

Ron wrote:

I got a working man's beard. Maybe when I'm rich I can grow a wizard beard. I have no body hair :(

No fun, I like a cuddly teddy bear.