BrySi (Bryan Simmons) -Broke my controller, Lighters parody.

I used to play video games all day long, it was my favorite hobby
But then one day, I got pissed off
Cause people were making fun of me in the lobby
So I broke my controller, broke my controller!

Yo, Yo.
Man I used to be a COD pro,
Now I drop shot when I shop at the grocery store
Because I broke my controller when these dudes made fun of me
Said I was bad cause I had a terrible K/D
Hate going outside, pissed off all day
The only thing I wanna do is play,
The lights on the x-box agree
But I can’t navigate through screen; I stare at the dashboard
My wife’s so like, “watch a movie with me!”
I watch a stupid movie, but I rather play Halo 3,
Pretend this chick flick is a Machinima stream,
I’m going out of my mind without my video games!
I gotta make a change, it’s incredibly late,
But Wal-mart is open 24 hours a day!
Hop in the H-3 push the pedal to the floor,
I will get a new controller, I won’t be sad anymore!
When I get there, they’re all sold out,
I fall to my knees, what I’m gonna do now?
I’m a gamer, and although it might sound a little crazy,
Without my controller my heart is breaking.

I used to play video games all day long, it was my favorite hobby.
But then one day, I got pissed off,
Cause people were making fun of me in the lobby.
So I broke my controller, broke my controller!

I don’t know what to do, I’m going crazy inside
My shirt is soaked from all the tears *I've* cried,
Game stop is out, so is Radio shack,
All I really want is my controller back!
How *can I live my life* without gaming?
It’s like I’m an artist, and I have no paintbrush for painting!
Like I’m a race car driver, with no car for racing,
There is no replacement!
Feeling depressed, I know just where to go
Mickey D's, chicken nuggets, fries and a coke
But this ain't a happy meal, this is my last supper
It's been one whole day since I lost my lover.
I can never go another...day, even week, so empty inside
Consumed by defeat, then I see it in the hands of some kid
Rainbow buttons and a joystick!
It’s an x-box controller, what in the world?
I run as fast as I can straight over to this little girl
She’s all “ah!” and runs away,
And when she's running so am I
Home to play!

I used to play video games all day long, it was my favorite hobby
But then one day, I got pissed off
Cause people were making fun of me in the lobby
So I broke my controller, broke my controller!